1. See my first few entries for detailed instructions on removing Vaseline from your hair.
2. The easiest way to microwave Mr. Noodles, is in a measuring cup.
3. Horsefly bites often resemble baseballs, and can lead to emergency room trips.
4. The worst way to pick up a woman, is to imagine her as a man.
5. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.
6. Walls and boxes make excellent amplification systems.
7. Chinchillas masturbate.
I've learned that the most direct way to my heart is through the arts. Music, cartoon, poems, etc...
I've learned that I'm too tired to finish this post.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
50th Episode Celebration.
I know I have a separate blog for mommy related things, but I felt the need to share that I just spent the last hour you-tubing ancient Sesame Street episodes, and I have the Do The Rubber Duck song stuck in my head, so I apologise in advance for the direction I fear this entry may take.
Commercials that make April Smile:
Most Mac ads. (Mac vs. PC). If you haven't seen them, you're either a) lame or b) one of the few people who aren't mesmerised by the television, and for that, I salute you. However, if you're reading this, then you clear have computer access and I suggest that you You-Tube a few ads asap. I'll never buy a Mac, but I can appreciate their ads.
The Cheerios commercial where there is a couple seated at a table and the man spills his cheerios, and she gives him a look, then he rolls her a cheerio, she examines it, eats it and smiles. I only like it because she runs out of milk.
More Mac ads. Specifically the one where "PC" is dressed up as "Mac" and telling people to buy PC's.
The back to school ad featuring the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". Not because I'm a mom, I've always loved that ad.
The Pro-Active ad featuring Jennifer Love-Hewitt and her acne in "this area".
That's all I can think of at the minute. I'll update once Bones is over I'm sure, or as soon as I can figure out what ad is almost vividly playing in my head.
Until then,
Commercials that make April Smile:
Most Mac ads. (Mac vs. PC). If you haven't seen them, you're either a) lame or b) one of the few people who aren't mesmerised by the television, and for that, I salute you. However, if you're reading this, then you clear have computer access and I suggest that you You-Tube a few ads asap. I'll never buy a Mac, but I can appreciate their ads.
The Cheerios commercial where there is a couple seated at a table and the man spills his cheerios, and she gives him a look, then he rolls her a cheerio, she examines it, eats it and smiles. I only like it because she runs out of milk.
More Mac ads. Specifically the one where "PC" is dressed up as "Mac" and telling people to buy PC's.
The back to school ad featuring the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". Not because I'm a mom, I've always loved that ad.
The Pro-Active ad featuring Jennifer Love-Hewitt and her acne in "this area".
That's all I can think of at the minute. I'll update once Bones is over I'm sure, or as soon as I can figure out what ad is almost vividly playing in my head.
Until then,
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