Odd Things That I've Learned Over The Years and Other Useless Ramblings.

1. See my first few entries for detailed instructions on removing Vaseline from your hair.
2. The easiest way to microwave Mr. Noodles, is in a measuring cup.
3. Horsefly bites often resemble baseballs, and can lead to emergency room trips.
4. The worst way to pick up a woman, is to imagine her as a man.
5. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.
6. Walls and boxes make excellent amplification systems.
7. Chinchillas masturbate.


I've learned that the most direct way to my heart is through the arts. Music, cartoon, poems, etc...

I've learned that I'm too tired to finish this post.